bannotat Sokayna School

Every thing about english
 
HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 collage jokes

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Ayoosh

avatar

Female عدد المساهمات : 75
تاريخ التسجيل : 2009-04-15
العمر : 26
المزاج : tmaaaaaaaaam

PostSubject: collage jokes   Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:38 pm

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent deseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.


TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,
what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!


TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many
dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
 
collage jokes
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Really bad jokes
» Jokes anyone? Here's a couple
» BIDDING DOCUMENTS FEE
» A joke from my neuro
» Onomatopoeia

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
bannotat Sokayna School :: Fun Square :: Jokes-
Jump to: