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PostSubject: Animals jokes   Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:31 pm

What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing, bananas can't talk.
Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a monkey wrench!
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Because white ones get dirty too fast.
Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
From playing marbles.
Why don't more elephants go to college?
Not too many elephants finish high school.
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
Three in front and three in back.
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
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PostSubject: Re: Animals jokes   Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:07 am

hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy loool

from the last ayoosh thnx huni

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